Hermits United

We meet up every ten years and swap stories about caves. It's good fun. …………............For a hermit………...........…. My names Shannon. That's the most interesting thing you need to know. Living in Texas, Learning in Arkansas, Wishing I was in England.
I'm an Illustration major, but don't worry, I won't make you look at my horrible art too often. I hardly make any anyway.
I am a Hufflepuff.
((Beware of Fandom Blog.))

Mainly Sherlock.
High Probability of Supernatural, Doctor Who, and anything else BRITISH.



actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

(Source: gallifreyfalls)


things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible


I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society


time is a flat circle

623,440 plays




He has a deep voice for a 14-year-old

this makes me feel uncomfortable 

his balls didn’t just drop when he hit puberty, they fell to the fucking floor



that one time a demon blessed an angel,

omg Jensen’s face

(Source: bilesandthesourwolf)


I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy




I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?



have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me



This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)